1. ariaste:

    unamusedsloth:

    Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

    I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

    (via rj4gui4r)

     
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  3. dulect:

    when people say years young instead of years old

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    (via lucasthevaliant)

     

  4. laserclifford:

    security at concerts always look so bored i mean at least smile you’re getting fucking paid to stand one step closer to my idol than i’ll probably ever be able to you fucker

    (via undimmed-by-time)

     

  5. shitshilarious:

    idioticteen:

    harrystyls:

    what is white culture

    clapping after an airplane lands

    this truth cuts deep

    (via tyleroakley)

     
  6. poolfullofjello:

    i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

    i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

    Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

    How do white people survive?

    (via lucasthevaliant)

     
  7. hip-hop-lifestyle:

    "Beyonce is overrat-"

    (Source: zenpond, via tyleroakley)

     

  8. unfollowryanross:

    if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

    (via kidwithachalkboard)

     

  9. homwrecker:

    sorcererinslytherin:

    homwrecker:

    this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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    shit i think i want to fuck nemo

    this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

    oh my god

    (via kidwithachalkboard)

     
  10. -teesa-:

    9.9.14

    It’s this idea of “Hey, dudes are dudes.”

    (via trepak2104)